Funny Christmas wishes

Funny Christmas wishes

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2017!
OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.
Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2016!
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...
This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Funny Lego Santa Clause from Star Wars

Funny quotes for christmas greetings

Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!
May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

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