Funny messages and texts for Valentines day
If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don't make boxes large enough!
Love is in the air! So don't hold your breath!
From now until forever, I'll stand by you. My love for you is XXXL!
You are my sweet Valentine, I like you like a fat kid likes a cake!
Nice suit (or dress)! But you know what would look even better on you? ME!
Valentines day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words... Let's get naked!
I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...!
It's not just a bunch of random numbers! They are my phone number!
2017 Valentine's day To do list:
Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you're great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.