Funny Valentines messages

Funny messages and SMS for Valentines day

If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don't make boxes large enough!
Love is in the air! So don't hold your breath!
Nice suit (or dress)! But you know what would look even better on you? ME!
Valentines day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words... Let's get naked!
I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...!
It's not just a bunch of random numbers! They are my phone number!
2017 Valentine's day To do list:
1. You!
Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you're great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.

Valentines poems and messages for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife

To my beloved wife (husband). You are the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow. And you don't disappear when I get close to you!!!
Plenty of love,
Tons of sweet kisses,
Hope that one day,
I'll be your Misis!
Doing absolutely nothing with you means absolutely everything to me!
You are lucky to have Me! And vice versa ;)
If you'll be my Valentine,
I'll hold you so close,
And give you a candy
With a little red rose!
It doesn't mean you are my girlfriend (boyfriend) or anything like that. I just like your eyes and your smile! :)
Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days you really piss me off... (fortunately, today is not that day!)
Roses are red,
Hellebores are green,
Take me to Valentines dinner
Or I'll make you a scene!

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