Funny advice for marriage
Advice for bride: don't expect your husband will change after marriage.
For groom: don't expect your wife won't change!
On your wedding day, remember you can't buy happiness - but a luxury home and a few sports cars on the driveway could help!
Advice for man: marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is... a husband!
Advice for her: he stole your heart, so steal his last name!
One piece of advice for a successful marriage - Keep her happy!
Advice for newlywed: you love each other because you hate the same stuff!
Funny advice for both: the happiest people don't HAVE the best of everything, they just MAKE the best of everything.
Funny marriage advice: marriage should not be about looking at each other but looking in the same direction!
Advice for a husband: never laugh at wife's choices, because you are on of them!
Don't sweat the small stuff on your wedding day - Your marriage has only just begun!
Two things are necessary to keep wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Keep calm! It's only a wedding...
Funny toast for newlyweds:
Here's to love and laughter,
And happily ever after.
As a husband and wife
Starts ther new life,
Let's us toast together
Their true love forever!