Funny wedding quotes

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. May you have many wonderful years ahead!

The most dangerous food in the world is a wedding cake!

Husbands are like orangutans trying to play the violin.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage. As soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband!

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Married life is like a walk in the park. Jurassic park!

May your wedding day be extra special and fun - because tomorrow the hard work begins!

Weddings are not for the faint-hearted - ask my bank manager... Have a great day!

A big day is coming up. You only have to make one decision at wedding, so choose carefully!

Bride: "I do!"
Groom: "I do what she says..."

I'll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains... a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will'be be mad at each other as well.

Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling :)

Gedding married means sharing your toys...

As you wed today, here's my advice for the newlyweds - stay married! The best is yet to be!

In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it's better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!

Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

Do you know what late nights, parties and weekend hanging out with friends have in common? You won't have all of them from now on... :)

Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It‘s too late to repent! Have an amazing journey!

Congrats for signing your life away...

You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!

Marriage ain't for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.

2 become 1: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

You may be married, but you don't have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!