Funny wedding quotes

Funny marriage wishes and congratulations

You may be married, but you don't have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!
2 become 1: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!
Marriage ain't for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.
You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!
Congrats for signing your life away...
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. May you have many wonderful years ahead!
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband!
Happy married couple laughing in bedroom
Married life is like a walk in the park. Jurassic park!
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Weddings are not for the faint-hearted - ask my bank manager... Have a great day!
Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It's too late to repent! Have an amazing journey!
Bride: "I do!"
Groom: "I do what she says..."
Do you know what late nights, parties and weekend hanging out with friends have in common? You won’t have all of them from now on... :)

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Funny quotes for wedding cards

Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.
In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!
As you wed today, here's my advice for the newlyweds - stay married! The best is yet to be!
May your day be extra special and fun - because tomorrow the hard work begins!
Gedding married means sharing your toys...
Husbands are like orangutans trying to play the violin.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
All marriages are happy. Troubles are caused only by living together.
A big day is coming up. You only have to make one decision at wedding, so choose carefully!
Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling :)
Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will'be be mad at each other as well.
I'll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains... a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

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