Funny congratulations quotes
Congratulations on being soooo fat and still alive!
Congrats on your special day! I wish you to have fun as much as you can, but remember, that you are in a vulnerable age...
I'm happy for your success! And I will always be there for you, unless you jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Congratulations on still having most of your beautiful hair!
Yeah, you got promoted! Welcome to "prison"!
Congratulations on your fantastic 2% raise!
I nose, it‘s a birthday! Oooooo! Is there a cake???