May your day be sprinkled with unexpected delights, like finding a dollar bill in your pocket or a parking spot right by the entrance. Here's to uncovering those little somethings that make your day shine brighter!
Congrats on your special day! I wish you to have fun as much as you can, but remember, that you are in a vulnerable age...
I'm happy for your success! And I will always be there for you, unless you jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
It looks like you'll be world's No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to congratulate you!
Congratulations on having an appropriately aged girlfriend. Probably you won't be dying alone!
Congratulations on deciding to sleep with the same person for the rest of your life! Finally you tighten the knot on your neck.
What’s your secret, a time machine or something? Whishing you to start acting like your real age!