I have a perfect Valentine's Day gift for you. Me! :)
Be my Valentine or they'll never find your body! ;)
I love you every day and night, More than you'll ever guess. So have a happy Valentine's - Relax, unwind, de-stress!
I hope that this is not too strong, But can these feelings be so wrong? I want to know you so much more, Don't leave Saint Valentine at the door!
We go together like the Sun and the Moon, Like brush and paint, Like salt and pepper, Like cupcake and frosting, Like copy and paste, Like hugs and kisses! I love you because you are my life!
I know that love can sometimes change, And feelings often can be strange. Yet how I feel's no mystery, I love you more than cake and tea!
This Valentine's Day won't pass you by, For Cupid's flying in the sky. He sees the love I have for you, His arrow's sharp and aim is true. He'll never miss so nor shall I, I'll love you till the day I die.
You are my sweet Valentine, I like you like a fat kid likes a cake!
Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days you really piss me off... (fortunately, today is not that day!)
From now until forever, I'll stand by you. My love for you is XXXL!
If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don't make boxes large enough!
Love is in the air! So don't hold your breath!
Nice dress! But you know what would look even better on you? ME!
Valentines day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words... Let's get naked!
I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...!
It's not just a bunch of random numbers! They are my phone number!
2023 Valentine's day To do list:1. You!
Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you're great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.
To my beloved wife (husband). You are the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow. And you don't disappear when I get close to you!!!
Plenty of love, Tons of sweet kisses, Hope that one day, I'll be your Misis!
Doing absolutely nothing with you means absolutely everything to me!
You are lucky to have Me! And vice versa ;)
If you'll be my Valentine, I'll hold you so close, And give you a candy With a little red rose!
It doesn't mean you are my girlfriend (boyfriend) or anything like that. I just like your eyes and your smile! :)
Roses are red, Hellebores are green, Take me to Valentines dinner Or I'll make you a scene!
