If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don't make boxes large enough!
Love is in the air! So don't hold your breath!
From now until forever, I'll stand by you. My love for you is XXXL!
You are my sweet Valentine, I like you like a fat kid likes a cake!
I love you every day and night,
More than you'll ever guess.
So have a happy Valentine's -
Relax, unwind, de-stress!
Nice suit (or dress)! But you know what would look even better on you? ME!
We go together like the Sun and the Moon,
Like brush and paint,
Like salt and pepper,
Like cupcake and frosting,
Like copy and paste,
Like hugs and kisses!
I love you because you are my life!
Be my Valentine or they'll never find your body! ;)
Valentines day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words... Let's get naked!
I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...!
It's not just a bunch of random numbers! They are my phone number!
2022 Valentine's day To do list:
Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you're great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.
Funny Valentines poems 2022 for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife
To my beloved wife (husband). You are the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow. And you don't disappear when I get close to you!!!
I hope that this is not too strong,
But can these feelings be so wrong?
I want to know you so much more,
Don't leave Saint Valentine at the door!
Plenty of love,
Tons of sweet kisses,
Hope that one day,
I'll be your Misis!
Doing absolutely nothing with you means absolutely everything to me!
I know that love can sometimes change,
And feelings often can be strange.
Yet how I feel's no mystery,
I love you more than cake and tea!
You are lucky to have Me! And vice versa ;)
If you'll be my Valentine,
I'll hold you so close,
And give you a candy
With a little red rose!
It doesn't mean you are my girlfriend (boyfriend) or anything like that. I just like your eyes and your smile! :)
This Valentine's Day won't pass you by,
For Cupid's flying in the sky.
He sees the love I have for you,
His arrow's sharp and aim is true.
He'll never miss so nor shall I,
I'll love you till the day I die.
Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days you really piss me off... (fortunately, today is not that day!)
Roses are red,
Hellebores are green,
Take me to Valentines dinner
Or I'll make you a scene!