Funny job congratulations
Your new company hit the jackpot by hiring you, and they don't even know it yet! Congrats on being the winning ticket!
Congrats on leveling up in your career! Can't wait to party with you and get all the juicy deets!
Congratulations on snagging that new gig! Your journey into the corporate jungle promises to be a wild ride through the absurd and the bizarre. Just remember, in the world of cubicles and coffee breaks, you're the protagonist of your own darkly humorous tale. Embrace the madness, my friend, and may your paychecks be as thrilling as a plot twist!