Funny congratulations quotes
Congratulations on being soooo fat and still alive!
Congrats on your special day! I wish you to have fun as much as you can, but remember, that you are in a vulnerable age...
I'm happy for your success! And I will always be there for you, unless you jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Congratulations on still having most of your beautiful hair!
Yeah, you got promoted! Welcome to "prison"!
Congratulations on your fantastic 2% raise!
I nose, it‘s a birthday! Oooooo! Is there a cake???
Funny congratulatory messages
Congratulations on passing the driving exam after ten tries!
Do you think that you are so great today, don't you? And once again, you are right!
So happy to hear your good news! Congratulations on almost quitting smoking.
It looks like you'll be world's No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to congratulate you!
Congratulations on having an appropriately aged girlfriend. Probably you won't be dying alone!
Powerful, impressive, firm and unforgettable. But enough about your farting... Congrats!
You look great! Congratulations on finally deciding what to wear!
Wishing that you find the strength and courage to blow all of the candles out...
Congrats for another century here on Earth!
Congratulations on staying single!
Hoping you dance this night away or at least stay awake...
Congratulations on deciding to sleep with the same person for the rest of your life! Finally you tighten the knot on your neck.
What’s your secret, a time machine or something? Whishing you to start acting like your real age!