My dear newlyweds, as Mark Twain once said, "Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths." So my wish for you is that your love grows slower than a tortoise but faster than a snail, so you can enjoy every moment of your married life together without feeling like you're stuck in a slow-motion movie. And may your love story be as entertaining as Twain's novels, but with a much happier ending! Congratulations on your big day, and may your love continue to flourish like a weed in a Mississippi cotton field!