May your stockings be filled, not with rocks, but with glee, And your relatives leave before quarter past three. In this season of joy, with laughter unbound, May your holiday be the best one around!
From the North Pole to your home, Santa, his deer, and his elves roam. May your Christmas be filled with cheer, And may all your dreams come true, my dear!
Christmas is a busy time, And sometimes gets quite mad. Relax and have some fun this year, And things won't be so bad!
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, With all the best of food and beer!
Happy Holiday Season I wish you all, Meet your goals and have a ball!
Happy Holidays to you! I'm sure Santa knows the difference, but I'll put in a good word for you, just in case. ;)
Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Don't forget your list to Santa this Christmas - you'll get more out of him than you'll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.
If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
The goose is getting fat And gifts are piling up each day; Enjoy your Christmas time my friend, May good things come your way!
Christmas comes each time this year - Relax, enjoy, and have some beer!
How do cats greet each other at Christmas? A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year!
OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.
Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas!
This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Hey you two over there, It's the old, bearded guy And his silly reindeer! We're here to bring you holiday cheer, Wishes for a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!
