Funny Christmas wishes

Funny Christmas wishes

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2019!
OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.
Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
Enjoy Funny Christmas on the beach
Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2018!
The goose is getting fat
And gifts are piling up each day;
Enjoy your Christmas time my friend,
May good things come your way!
Happy Holidays to you! I'm sure Santa knows the difference, but I'll put in a good word for you, just in case. ;)
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...
Funny Lego Santa Clause from Star Wars
This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Funny quotes for christmas greetings

Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!
Happy Holiday Season I wish you all,
Meet your goals and have a ball!
If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
Funny Christmas money dollars
Don't forget your list to Santa this Christmas - you'll get more out of him than you'll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!
Christmas comes each time this year -
Relax, enjoy, and have some beer!
May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!
Funny card with Christmas cat
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

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